Broken sink at The Princeton Apartments 1991. My girlfriend at the time came in to the washroom to have a conversation with me while I was taking a piss? She jumped up on the sink. Although she only weighed 97lbs, she failed to compensate for the fact that the sink was attached to the wall by pipes and was not sitting in a vanity. The sink crashed down off of the wall with her in it and I ended up pissing on her foot as it landed in the toilet. I tried to explain to the landlord what happened and he proceeded to tell his wife how I was "banging" my girlfriend and knocked the sink off of the wall. I assured him that this was not the case. It turns out that years later a friend heard the landlord telling the story of "the time Cam Nikkel was banging his girlfriend so hard that the sink fell off of the wall". The kind of stuff legends are made of?